Phantom Hope Syndrome
"You keep expecting a plot twist that never arrives."
You're haunted by optimism that refuses to die. You refresh your inbox for good news like it's a slot machine.
Energetic Diagnosis
Third eye: twitchy. Heart field: glitching. Receptive channels wide open, but nothing's coming through.
Prescribed Dose
- Ground your hope in action. Manifestation needs movement.
- Wear symbols that anchor you to now — not maybe.
- Give your hope a job. It’s been loafing around for years.
Suggested Remedies
- Celtic Goddess Triage
- Ready to Wear
- Talk to the attending
Prognosis
Hope, when harnessed, becomes rebellion. Symptoms improve with creative risk and small acts of defiance.
Active Clinical Trials
Experimental prescriptions currently available for trial. Limited availability, early access to symbolic armor before general release.