Chronic People-Pleasing: Treatment & Remedy Guide
"You’d apologise to a lamp post for bumping into it."
You’re the emotional service human for everyone around you. You say yes while your spine quietly exits the room.
Energetic Diagnosis
Throat chakra: silenced. Solar plexus: outsourced. You’ve been ghostwriting other people’s comfort.
Prescribed Dose
- Say no once today. Even if it’s just to a free sample.
- Wear something that says 'boundary' before you even open your mouth.
- Practice disappointing someone gently. You’ll survive. So will they.
Suggested Remedies
- Celtic Goddess Triage
- Ready to Wear
- Talk to the attending
Prognosis
Recovery begins with one holy ‘no’. Boundaries are the new oxygen. Side effects may include self-respect and actual rest.
Prescribed Products
Symbolic armor specifically aligned with this symptom. Each product is designed to address the energetic patterns identified in your diagnosis.
Protocol 079 - The Delay Response
One-of-a-kind talisman bracelet with hematite, dendritic agate, and symbolic safeguards for indecisive souls.
1 dose available
Active Clinical Trials
Experimental prescriptions currently available for trial. Limited availability, early access to symbolic armor before general release.
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The Attending
Consult with The Attending for your digital diagnosis and symbolic prescription. Interactive consultation system.