Compulsive Self-Editing
"You backspaced your entire personality — again."
Every conversation feels like a performance review. You rehearse texts like they’re press releases.
Energetic Diagnosis
Throat chakra suppressed. Inner critic on megaphone. Authenticity levels: critically low.
Prescribed Dose
- Speak before you're ready. Let it be messy.
- Wear something slightly 'too much'. Call it a costume for truth.
- Practice saying ‘I meant that’ and not flinching.
Suggested Remedies
- Celtic Goddess Triage
- Ready to Wear
- Talk to the attending
Prognosis
Healing looks like unapologetic expression. May cause side effects like freedom, volume, and laughter.
Active Clinical Trials
Experimental prescriptions currently available for trial. Limited availability, early access to symbolic armor before general release.