Overthinking Everything
"You've thought through 19 endings to a conversation that hasn’t started yet"
Your brain is a conspiracy theorist and the main suspect. You can’t stop running mental simulations. And somehow you still miss the plot
Energetic Diagnosis
Your third eye’s spinning like a Windows loading icon. Grounding cord: disconnected. Mental realm: overcrowded
Prescribed Dose
- Interrupt the spiral with fabric that whispers back 'you're safe'
- Write the thoughts down. Burn them. Laugh
- Move your body until your brain gets jealous and shuts up
Suggested Remedies
- Celtic Goddess Triage
- Talk to the attending
Prognosis
You’ll never think your way into peace, but you can dance or knit your way there. Quiet is available once trust returns