Overthinking Everything: Treatment & Remedy Guide
"You've thought through 19 endings to a conversation that hasn’t started yet."
Your brain is a conspiracy theorist and the main suspect. You can’t stop running mental simulations. And somehow you still miss the plot.
Energetic Diagnosis
Your third eye’s spinning like a Windows loading icon. Grounding cord: disconnected. Mental realm: overcrowded.
Prescribed Dose
- Interrupt the spiral with fabric that whispers back 'you're safe'.
- Write the thoughts down. Burn them. Laugh.
- Move your body until your brain gets jealous and shuts up.
Suggested Remedies
- Celtic Goddess Triage
- Ready to Wear
- Talk to the attending
Prognosis
You’ll never think your way into peace, but you can dance or knit your way there. Quiet is available once trust returns.
Prescribed Products
Symbolic armor specifically aligned with this symptom. Each product is designed to address the energetic patterns identified in your diagnosis.
Protocol 079 - The Delay Response
One-of-a-kind talisman bracelet with hematite, dendritic agate, and symbolic safeguards for indecisive souls.
1 dose available
Active Clinical Trials
Experimental prescriptions currently available for trial. Limited availability, early access to symbolic armor before general release.
Related Protocols
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ERIS Protocol
Gamified slot machine outfit generator that removes decision fatigue. ADHD-friendly wardrobe lab with dopamine hits to motivate getting dressed.
Patron Saint Triage
Discover your wardrobe guardian through a quick 10-question triage. Find your patron saint: Eris, Athena, Aphrodite, or Hestia.
The Attending
Consult with The Attending for your digital diagnosis and symbolic prescription. Interactive consultation system.