General Malaise
"Not sick enough to lie down. Not well enough to stand up"
A non-specific ache in your soul. Vibes are off. Time is soup. You’re functioning, technically — but only in the way a haunted printer does
Energetic Diagnosis
Your aura is beige. Your chakras are playing dead. No one can tell if you need help or just a nap and a croissant
Prescribed Dose
- Put on something unnecessarily meaningful
- Drink water like it’s a sacred ritual
- Say no to one thing that dehydrates your spirit
Suggested Remedies
- Celtic Goddess Triage
- Talk to the attending
Prognosis
Left untreated, malaise morphs into metaphysical mold. But with gentle ritual and minor rebellion, vitality can reboot