Existential Dread
"You were born screaming into the void, and the void never stopped listening"
Existential Dread is the uninvited houseguest that redecorates your sense of meaning in shades of nihilism. It shows up at 3AM with a slideshow of your regrets and no snacks.
Energetic Diagnosis
Your root and crown chakras are in an ideological fistfight. You're simultaneously floating and falling. A spiritual paradox with no Wi-Fi
Prescribed Dose
- Wear something that reminds you you're alive. Bonus points for absurd symbols of purpose
- Breathe like your soul has lungs
- Stop asking the void for permission
Suggested Remedies
- Celtic Goddess Triage
- Talk to the attending
Prognosis
If treated promptly with intention and irreverence, dread can be transmuted into deep clarity. Ignore it and it may fester into a philosophy degree