Emotional Burnout: Treatment & Remedy Guide
"You’re not tired. You’re spiritually arsoned."
A full-system shutdown disguised as productivity. Burnout doesn’t whisper — it razes your motivation to the ground and roasts marshmallows over the embers.
Energetic Diagnosis
Your emotional body is crispier than overcooked toast. Heart field: depleted. Aura: crackling.
Prescribed Dose
- Cancel something. Anything. Yes, that too.
- Wrap yourself in fibre that remembers softness.
- Sip something that didn’t come from a corporate overlord.
Suggested Remedies
- Celtic Goddess Triage
- Ready to Wear
- Talk to the attending
Prognosis
Recovery is possible but not linear. Expect occasional relapses triggered by calendar invites and group chats.
Active Clinical Trials
Experimental prescriptions currently available for trial. Limited availability, early access to symbolic armor before general release.
Related Protocols
Explore other lab protocols and tools designed to help you navigate decision fatigue, burnout, and wardrobe challenges.
Aura Entanglement
You’re carrying energies that aren’t yours. Again....
Chronic Craving for Meaning
You’re allergic to small talk and starving for soul food....
Chronic People-Pleasing
You’d apologise to a lamp post for bumping into it....
ERIS Protocol
Gamified slot machine outfit generator that removes decision fatigue. ADHD-friendly wardrobe lab with dopamine hits to motivate getting dressed.
Patron Saint Triage
Discover your wardrobe guardian through a quick 10-question triage. Find your patron saint: Eris, Athena, Aphrodite, or Hestia.
The Attending
Consult with The Attending for your digital diagnosis and symbolic prescription. Interactive consultation system.