Emotional Burnout

Emotional Burnout

"You’re not tired. You’re spiritually arsoned"

A full-system shutdown disguised as productivity. Burnout doesn’t whisper — it razes your motivation to the ground and roasts marshmallows over the embers.

Energetic Diagnosis

Your emotional body is crispier than overcooked toast. Heart field: depleted. Aura: crackling

Prescribed Dose

  • Cancel something. Anything. Yes, that too
  • Wrap yourself in fibre that remembers softness
  • Sip something that didn’t come from a corporate overlord

Suggested Remedies

  • Celtic Goddess Triage
  • Ready to Wear
  • Talk to the attending

Prognosis

Recovery is possible but not linear. Expect occasional relapses triggered by calendar invites and group chats

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