Copium Overdose
"You’ve been microdosing false hope again, haven’t you?"
A stubborn reliance on delusion as a survival tactic. You’ve tried affirmations, spreadsheets, rituals, and manifestation TikToks - yet somehow, you’re still deeply in the trenches. Copium is not hope. It's hope-flavoured sedation.
Energetic Diagnosis
Overconsumption of collective lies. Aura clouded. Crown chakra spinning in reverse. Refusing to let go of what clearly isn’t working because the alternative (facing the truth) sounds worse.
Prescribed Dose
- Disillusionment with a side of clarity. Symbolic fashion as an energetic jolt. Something that says “I know this is all a mess - and I’m still here.”
Suggested Remedies
- Celtic Goddess Triage
- Ready to Wear
- Talk to the attending
Prognosis
Recoverable. But only if you stop snorting affirmations and start embodying your power.
Active Clinical Trials
Experimental prescriptions currently available for trial. Limited availability, early access to symbolic armor before general release.